New iPods out – with Jerk Off feature

Apple had a big announcement event yesterday that i was sitting on edge for because I, who have been without a computer for a month and a half, hoped that new Macbooks would be announced.  But no, no new comps, only new iPods.  I have never owned an iPod (i don’t listen to music while moving around, i don’t want to miss anything going on) but this new feature might change my mind:::

Yes, now you can jerk off your iPod.   I got this step by step from the Apple site:

First, tease it with a little side by side for “unpredictability” , growl, iPods love that.

I can imagine all the people on the L train staring down the ladies and working there iPods

Then really get it going – you’ll always be suprised with what you..

It helps to have an iPod full of Goldfrapp.

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